I want things to hurt —
cigarette smoke to burn my lungs,
glass shards to cut my skin,
pavement to rasp against my knees.
I do not want beautiful;
I want a goddamn tragedy.
do you ever watch a really bad movie just because one actor played in it and youre like “i hope youre fucking happy now, im doing this for you”
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
❝ Dear Diary,
there are two things you should know about me.
I’m still fat. And I’m still mad.❞
it has been 16 years and i still don’t know what to do with my hands during pictures
my sleep schedule says “party animal” but my lifestyle says “reclusive maniac”